i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
