apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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