Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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