Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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