Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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