Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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