it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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