Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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