he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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