I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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