He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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