Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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