My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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