quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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