hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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