love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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