Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
When are your genitals available?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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