he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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