how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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