I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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