I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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