i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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