I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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