I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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