Just cropdusted the office
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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