i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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