he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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