ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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