Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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