Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
there's paper in my vomit.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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