We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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