I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
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I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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