i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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