you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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