just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
the liver wants what the liver wants
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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