Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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