I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
