did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
is that a dick in a sweater?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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