how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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