He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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