dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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