Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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