ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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