Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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