Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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