Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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