AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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