I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
People in love make me want to vomit
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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