So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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