my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
They should really pass out barf bags in church
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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