Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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