I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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